A Goomba's Guide to Life

Attention Would-be Paesans: Can't distinguish gabagool from pasta fazool? Not sure how to properly accessorize your track suit with gold chains? Does the phrase "go to the mattresses" make you sleepy? Now Steven R. Schirripa, The Sopranos' own Bobby Bacala, exposes the inner mysteries of this unique Italian-American hybrid in A Goomba's Guide to Life, so that you can walk, talk, and live like a guy "from the neighborhood." Uber-goomba Steven Schirripa shows how being a goomba made him what he is today, offering lessons from his own journey from Bensonhurst to Vegas, and to his current gig as Bobby Bacala on one of TV's most popular shows. Along the way, he shares secrets that will help anyone get in touch with their own inner goomba. With knockout photographs of Schirripa and his compares, and insider information on how to think goomba, speak goomba, cook and eat goomba, and even how to behave at goomba weddings and funerals, A Goomba's Guide to Life will show any wiseguy wannabe how to sing like a Soprano.Steven R. Schirripa is the author of 'A Goomba's Guide to Life', published 2003 under ISBN 9781400050819 and ISBN 1400050812.