Stories From A Moron Real Stories Rejected By Real Magazines

Meet ED BROTH Ed writes short stories. He's prolific, and desperate to get published, but he sends his stories to the wrong magazines. As for the magazines? Well, they don't mind telling him so. "Dear Ed: I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry...." "Dear Ed: Thank you for your recent submission to Steamboat Magazine; it was wonderful to hear how much our magazine has touched you...." "Dear Ed: We do not publish stories about individuals like Conjugal Cal, or about underwear-no matter how often references are made to fencing...." "Dear Mr. Broth: Thank you for providing the editors with an opportunity to review your manuscript, 'Luau Lester'...." "Dear Mr. Broth: I am glad you enjoy our magazine, however your article cannot be used in Muzzle Blasts because it doesn't concern muzzleloading...."Broth, Ed is the author of 'Stories From A Moron Real Stories Rejected By Real Magazines', published 2004 under ISBN 9780312326760 and ISBN 0312326769.