Hey, Idiot! Chronicles of Human Stupidity

From Leland Gregory, America's number one chronicler of stupidity and best-selling author of America's Dumbest Criminals and the humor classics What's the Number for 911? What's the Number for 911 Again? and The Stupid Crook Book, comes a collection of more than two hundred stories of the dumbest things you've ever read, including: * The California inventors who designed a golf club to fire a ball 250 yards-it has an explosive charge in the head that detonates on impact with the ball. * The forgetful fireman who left cooking oil on the stove and burned the station house down. * The billiards player who was suspended from competition after testing positive for a muscle-building hormone. * F. Edward Hebert of the House Armed Services Committee, who said, "The only way we'll get a volunteer army is to draft them."Gregory, Leland is the author of 'Hey, Idiot! Chronicles of Human Stupidity' with ISBN 9780740739026 and ISBN 0740739026.