What's the Number for 911 Again?

Leland Gregory. author of What's the Number for 911?, follows up that wacky collection with a new medley of weird and hilarious calls made to 911 emergency services all over the country. For example: Dispatcher: 911, fire or emergency? Female caller: Where can I get rid of my Christmas tree? Dispatcher: Sheriff's office, can I help you? Male caller: I parked my car in a spot that says "Truck loading and unloading only. Tow-away zone." What's going to happen to my car? Dispatcher: 911. what is your emergency? Male caller: The doctor told me I had a twenty-four-hour virus. How long will it last? Dispatcher: 911. fire or emergency? Female caller: Can you unplug my coffee pot I left on at my house? And then there was ... * The caller who'd left her car in a ditch and wanted an officer to stop by and grab the presents she'd left in it and bring them to her. * The man who wanted to know if it was all right for him to go to work in women's clothing. And much, much more!Gregory, Leland is the author of 'What's the Number for 911 Again?', published 2001 under ISBN 9780740718571 and ISBN 0740718576.